Friday, October 10, 2014

Amazon marketers caught again in public sexting.

It's happening again.  A hall of shame.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Amazon's Shocking Public Masturbation Scandal

Today's Amazon landing page:

I am waiting to hear the news that the Amazon marketing department has been wound up and jailed on indecent exposure charges.  CPS is sending a worker around to TheJennaBee's house to check up on just how much she loves her son.  LinseFrank is going to have a working brain installed soon, with a "meme is not a thought" filter that should allow her to communicate normally again.  Doctors say Ryeisenberg may keep some, but not all, of her toes...once her levels stabilize.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Forum posters.  First you are one, then you hate them all, and then you are one again.  Here's Bob Odenkirk showing how posting Amazon reviews can make you feel better.

Thanks to the New Yorker for re-printing this great piece from Odenkirk & Cross's old web page.