Monday, August 11, 2014

Amazon's Shocking Public Masturbation Scandal

Today's Amazon landing page:

I am waiting to hear the news that the Amazon marketing department has been wound up and jailed on indecent exposure charges.  CPS is sending a worker around to TheJennaBee's house to check up on just how much she loves her son.  LinseFrank is going to have a working brain installed soon, with a "meme is not a thought" filter that should allow her to communicate normally again.  Doctors say Ryeisenberg may keep some, but not all, of her toes...once her levels stabilize.

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