Today's Amazon landing page:
I am waiting to hear the news that the Amazon marketing department has been wound up and jailed on indecent exposure charges. CPS is sending a worker around to TheJennaBee's house to check up on just how much she loves her son. LinseFrank is going to have a working brain installed soon, with a "meme is not a thought" filter that should allow her to communicate normally again. Doctors say Ryeisenberg may keep some, but not all, of her toes...once her levels stabilize.